Thursday, October 29, 2009

Suddenly saw this picture on Facebook, Munthif tagged me at last. Super nice picture so it will now be my display picture on Msn and Facebook. =)

Cool eh?



You may not know the benefits of going to table tennis training. So here's one of the reasons. You have enough strength in your arms and you have the accuracy to smash down a mosquito with your bare hands without killing it. You might wonder whats so good about that. Well, you won't damage its body, just making it faint.


Here, an Aedes mosquito. Don't gimme the bullshit about cruelty to animals cause its not an animal and i had dengue fever because of this before. So to hell with it. See how nicely i pose it on my book? Not even a wing missing.


At the meantime you can decide all kinds of killing methods or torturing ways to send it to hell. Poke a hole through its abdomen with a pencil?


Oops, don't try to escape la. Hard to control my strength la. =) You might lose your limbs leh.


Or should i clip in in half with a nail clipper?

Or cut it with scissors?


Sorry i got too irritated and i decided that you should die in an ugly way. Muahahaha. So die la. Bad luck for you. You must have been a guy in your past life with the initial of W in your name. The guy i hate the most in the world. (Not any of my friends and they never studied in Sunway.)

So anyway just shut up, fuck off and go to hell. Go reincarnate as a flower in Miss Yiong's hair in your next life.

Reasons to go for table tennis traning. The End.

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