Sigh..

Life sucks. I go to college early in the morning to study. So called study, while i sleep most of the time in the library. So i managed to keep my eyes open just to make myself less guilty when i go for ping pong training. Then the much awaited 1pm came. Packed my bad and went to ssd to look for friends then wanted to go to pyramid after that.

Reached ssd to find out that the table isn't there. Not a favourable sight for me. Not at all. I came to college so early in the morning just for training in the evening and i reach ssd to find that the table is NOT there. Sigh, disappointment strikes harder than lightning.

Nothing to do, just go to pyramid lor. Bought some stuffs and went for a movie.

Jennifer's Body. Which is Megan Fox's body. I'd say I prefer Twilight vampires more. Far more elegant and civilised. The movie's suspense was not bad but just normal storyline. Vampire suck blood, vampire die in the end. But the whole cinema was laughing after being scared at a few scenes and they started predicting when Jennifer would suddenly jump out. Lol. The best part, the gang behind me, they only knew 1 sentence: What the fuck is this? Through out the movie. Wtf is this wtf is this wtf is this. Really wtf is this ok. Go home get a foul language dictionary written by me la. Diu.

Megan Fox's body is excellent. But i still prefer Rachel Nichols. =) Bye.

Suddenly saw this picture on Facebook, Munthif tagged me at last. Super nice picture so it will now be my display picture on Msn and Facebook. =)

Cool eh?

You may not know the benefits of going to table tennis training. So here's one of the reasons. You have enough strength in your arms and you have the accuracy to smash down a mosquito with your bare hands without killing it. You might wonder whats so good about that. Well, you won't damage its body, just making it faint.

Here, an Aedes mosquito. Don't gimme the bullshit about cruelty to animals cause its not an animal and i had dengue fever because of this before. So to hell with it. See how nicely i pose it on my book? Not even a wing missing.

At the meantime you can decide all kinds of killing methods or torturing ways to send it to hell. Poke a hole through its abdomen with a pencil?

Oops, don't try to escape la. Hard to control my strength la. =) You might lose your limbs leh.

Or should i clip in in half with a nail clipper?

Or cut it with scissors?

Sorry i got too irritated and i decided that you should die in an ugly way. Muahahaha. So die la. Bad luck for you. You must have been a guy in your past life with the initial of W in your name. The guy i hate the most in the world. (Not any of my friends and they never studied in Sunway.)

So anyway just shut up, fuck off and go to hell. Go reincarnate as a flower in Miss Yiong's hair in your next life.

Reasons to go for table tennis traning. The End.

Went to IOI mall today with mom. Yeah no need to drive for a change. =) Mom's going there to buy books, but I'm going there for movie. After buying the tickets, went for Mcd.

Saw on Caren's twitter that she suddenly wanted to eat Spicy Chicken McDeluxe. So Caren, being your friend, i represented you at eating it.

Here. Hope you liked it. =)

The movie was quite good. Very meaningful compared to the previous Pixar movie, Monster vs Alien. The storyline is much better. Watched the movie alone. The whole cinema occupied by 5 people only. New record.

Bye.

To Lum Ying Ling.

One fine day I talk to Ying Ling online and she decided to let me have a good view of herself lol lol lol. Female Frankenstein alert ok.

Then genius me decided to take a screen shot by pressing the sexy Print Screen button. However, marvelous me didn't know how to save it into an image. I ask Ying Ling teach but she say I would post her picture on my blog. Which is quite true. So Ying Ling, for the sole purpose of being a cheebye, i will show you i have mastered the skills of it. How?

The art of Googling. =)

But as a token of our friendship i shall not post the pic here cause she would eat me alive. So yeah, hahaha, salute me. =)

My dad went to his annual dinner last week and won the 2nd prize of the lucky draw, a new spanking HP laptop. Bloody hell why don't I have such luck.




In fact, bad luck this few days. Thought I'm too pro to wear shoes to basketball, til my feet got stepped on by some asshole and it bled.

Despite hurting a little, i like the red red color. Bloodred. =D

Then got my finger twisted by another asshole. The whole joint has swollen and its blue black now. Ahh, the pain.

This is the maximum extent i can bend my index finger now. Diao. No more rubik's cube for the rest of the week.

Ju Vin went to Ipoh, and she brought back the best souvenir that everyone can share. Pictures. So I'm posting the best one of all. This.

Click to enlarge. Shows how much the world loves CB. =)

Thanks to Ju Vin for the pic. More pics at her blog here. Go go go see. Purple kia.

Today evening I'm the cb. Why? Went for basketball. It had signs of rain that was going to pour. But heck, i still went. Then started playing a few games and the fucker uncle came. So i decided to delay the game. Delay delay.. No scoring. =) UNTIL.. It rained. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He just came and had to go home again. Go home con your own children la bye bye. Don't mess with me thanks.

I have a confession to make. I don't know why i have this weird feeling.

I think i spent too much time on it.. Almost everyday i would spend some time for it, or even make time for it if im too busy.

Damn. Now that i spend less time with it, I feel really weird.

Ok this has to suck. But i want to say, now that Mock Exam is over, i feel a bit guilty whenever I'm not studying. Gosh. Transforming into a nerd. Die.

A day back at SSD.

Keh Bin the lifeless ACCA kia, me, went to college today for a full day of ping ping, but went for CSB exams first. Fuck it who cares i know i dont because Ju Vin went to Ipoh and she is such a cb and too gao yeng. So yeah, CSB doesnt matter.

Came out at exam early, and reached ssd at 12. The land of fun. Started out with a small game of ping pong then went on to do sohai stuffs with the others.

Gays of the day, Munthif and Wai Kean.

Maksat...

And his lanjiao.

And me hero of the day, installing Garmin GPS for Wai Kean.

Ahh... Me. =)

Kean in action.

Ssd sohai king.

Gay pics.. Munthif and Sala.

Ssd threesome.

Cheebyekia.

During training session.

Fingers of a sohai.

All our treasures and junk.

Arrival of the ngong hem who couldnt finish F7 paper. Hope that doesnt happen to me. =)

Capture your gay moments.

and.. Me.

Chong Kian and Yoong Hean.

Believe me when i say ping pong club is made of sohais. Some of them may think they are James Bond, chasing and smashing each other with the ball all around.

See?

See Munthif? Hiding behind the rubbish bin waiting to ambush Troy.

Declaration of peace my ass.

18Sx.

Wanna know what are they doing?

Munthif grew a yellow dick.

There.

Him proud of his small yellow dick.

So we played the whole day until our body could barely move anymore to the extent that taking a step was hard, and it was 9pm already. Went for a nice dinner at Medan and i decided to give myself a nice treat to celebrate that mock exam is over.

Chicken Maryland for dinner.

And Munthif's grilled fish and chips.

Fried Banana and Salad. Or.. **** and ***? =)

Have to sleep now.. Goodbye. =)

Hi.

Hey people. I know I went missing and its big news to the world, but fear not, I will never go missing. =)

So as you all know, its due to the mock exam. Super duper killing. If i were to rate it according to sohainess, I would say that the exam is as hard as Munthif's sohainess. Yeah, THAT hard.

Law was unexpectedly hard, Costing i dont really care cause i expected that i would fail. But tax, with the most preparation time, it stil seemed that i didn't know a thing when i looked at the paper. Mahai i study so gao for what.

But who cares. MOCK IS OVER.

English exam tomorrow, but no fuck given for it. After exam tomorrow then I'll really plan what to do. Movie or something could be good, but training is for sure tomorrow evening. =)

Wait for pictures of sohais tomorrow. I'm back, exam can fuck off. For now. =)

Ssd is the place where the weirdest things happen. Don't believe? Check this out. Munthif found out about it.

So should I push or not? You tell me. Lol.

Mock is in another week's time. Hell for me, and temporary heaven after that. I'm eating stress everyday and its so heavy that its killing.

AAAAHHHHHHHHH LAW SUCKS. SO DOES COSTING.

If Saturday class was tiring, what about Sunday. Damn it la really. The stress is a bit too much, now with some subject's homework overloading and taking our time for other papers. Im beginning to sense that mock may be a big failure. Damn.

Super tired these days but still have to study. ACCA. Damn you.

Diao.

Saturday morning for ACCA students = an enlightening session of TAX! Gosh i was SO SO EXCITED about it! Ok maybe not so la. Reached class early. Start of the class, there goes Miss Rozi's scolding. But i dont blame her. Results suck this round. Even i did so badly. Kanasai ah. Luckily it lasted for only 3 hours and we were free like Ice Kacang.

Ok so went to Orange for lunch with Su Lee and the others because that had their English project to be done and had to stay back. Fooled around til 5 o'clock and we went home.

Then time for basketball. The asshole uncle came today. Crushed his ass. Haha, too bad la. Come again next life you lousy bugger and you shall still bow down in front of me you useless piece of swindling vermin! Jiaksai please. Satisfied already.

Then climax of the day. Went for dinner at the hawker centre that serves Wai Kean's fav dish. Its near my house so a lot of my friends at basketball can be seen there quite often. Coincidentally, there was 1 friend there today, with his family. Nice little Form2 guy. So i went over to say hi to him. I thought of acting cool so i didnt speak, and decided to use my hands to wave instead. With my right hand clutching my wallet and phone, my left hand was holding my car keys. So i used my left hand to wave. But suddenly and for duno wtf reason, it seemed to be stuck in the car key's chain, but i had already raised my hand. So can you imagine what happened? My fingers were tangled in front him, and the only one that was free, was my longest and most beautiful finger. My hand was almost like this.

_l_

Die lo wtf. His family was there. I quickly loosened my fingers and waved again. But when i left, i looked back again. All his family members were looking at me. Gosh. That sucked. Have to practise more fingering skills already. Got rusty. Shit.

Ok wow. This sickness has gone way to far, just because of a few pieces of muruku. First sore throat then flu, then now mild headache. This really has to suck. I'm so stressed with Law right now because I haven't read anything for quite some time already, thanks to the increasing workload of Tax. I think i shall blame it if I fail my mock for Law. Damn. Law IS scary.

Cheebye Kia of the year.

If there was such a thing as the Cheebye Kia Award, i would nominate Lum Ying Ling, and she would be the only nominee. Why? Because she is a cheebye kia. Simple as that. =) Ok let me tell you how it works.

Imagine the class so quiet, you can even hear my stomach grumbling if i'm hungry. Yes, that quiet. So we were in deep thinking, trying to do our questions for F5 while Mr Akbar was analysing the question by himself. Then Ying Ling was happily humming her songs with her earphones blasting the music with her new RED HOT mp3 player and doing her costing. I have long known that her costing is at the cheebye level where she don't need to study also better than me study forever. So that question was nothing to her.

Then, not realising that the level of noise emitted by the earphones was deceiving her sense of hearing, she suddenly sat up straight, looked and me, and said,

KEH BIN. (that was loud already.)

Then I looked at her, waiting for her next reply. Then she went, (even louder)

THIS ONE I CORRECT!

as if the whole class have not enough stress from the questions yet. Imagine being troubled by a question like that and then suddenly somebody says that sooo loudly. The effect was like she was holding a loudspeaker and announcing it to the class.

Mr Akbar heard that. He got stunned for a moment. Then he said, who is that? Good that you're correct, and gave a big smile. LOL. Mr Akbar, forever his kind self.

As for me and the others, we burst out laughing at the moment Ying Ling said that. And while we were at it, Ying Ling hid behind the bench, but it wont stop the class from knowing who that is.

That's because nobody does it like you do, Ying Ling. And i say that as a compliment. =)
Keep up the good work. There's always another Costing class on Sunday. haha.

I hate muruku.

I dont like muruku already from now on. It has been the primary factor for my big sore throat few weeks ago and couldn't recover. Yesterday the same thing happened. I just took a few bites and poof.. here comes my sore throat again.

Damn it. I feel a bit sick with the stupid sore throat. Made me tired all day and couldn't study. Went or basketball and wasn't in the mood to play. Sigh. I guess fried food is not my thing.

Sore throat, please go away. i dont fancy studying with it around.

Graduation.

My graduation from CAT yesterday. Woke up early and went to college first to meet up with Su Lee, Boon Shing, and Li Yoke. Reached the Convention Centre at 8, but obviously many are being fashionable latecomers, so by the time everybody got ready, it was quite late, and there was the rehearsal before the real thing. Impressive of the SAC, to get us organised by the time the speech had to begin.

Mr Teo's speech was as INTERESTING as usual. Cast me into a deep deep sleep while i was sitting there, and i was not the only one. =)

After the speech of other guests, they started to award the scrolls. When each of their name was announced, they would read out your posts in clubs or achievements such as World or Malaysian Prizes. Damn. It is so worth it to be lifeless and get the World Prize just for this. Pictures at the graduation.

Boon Wai and Ying Ling.

BOON Wai and BOON Shing. Ahem.

Lining up to take group pictures.

Su Lee.

Boon Shing, Su Lee and Li Yoke.

Boon Shing.

Me and my cousin.

Future world prize winner thanks.

Me and Pei Li during Mr Teo's enlightening speech.

Lining up to get the scroll.

Three from the left, is my cousin's bro, dad, mom. My cousin, me, and my parents.

Me and my parents.

Group pic, Kee Hoong face.

Limited pics, sorry la. Haven't steal all the pics yet. So you all will have to do with all these.

Went to Rawang after graduation to celebrate mooncake festival there. Barbecue at night. So went to pay a visit to dear Tom and his gf.

Tom.

Not a blowjob. Just biting legs.

So that's all. Maybe will post more pics of graduation later. Goodbye I need my sleep.

Full day law again. I didn't listen to a single thing the lecturer said at all today. Just highlight the points according to Ju Vin and Su Lee's notes. Gimme a life please. Project today had to be cancelled, so went to Pyramid with the bunch of them and went back to college after that.

Had a lot of time today, so i decided to bring Chong Kian to get his new rubber at Triox. At last he settled with Tack Speed and Super FX. Wasn't expensive and the quality was good enough. So headed back to college to help him test his new rubbers.

Ahhh, haven't played so crazily like that in a long time. Many came, Wai Kean, Munthif, Troy and more. Has been quite long since a good training session and tire myself thoroughly.

Dinner was great, I saw a waterfall on my table at Medan. Hehe. Graduation tomorrow, See ya!

Couldnt blog yesterday because dad didn't pay the internet bill but now I'm back. I think something's wrong with me. I sleep for 6 hours and i can wake up the next morning with full of energy but yesterday I slept for 7 and a half hours, i woke up feeling sleepy, tired and had mild flu.
Shit.

Today class was ok, got back all my PT papers back already, have to do better for my Mock. I have to. My results doesn't seem to be equivalent to my amount of study. Sigh.

Stayed back for the stupid English project. I really don't see the point of doing it at all. So did until around 4 o'clock, and went to collect our graduation robes. Yes, graduation is on this Saturday. Collected our robes, and were told that we have to wear light coloured formal clothes, which i don't have.

So how? Head to Pyramid lo. With Su Lee and Li Yoke. Then found the suitable shirt at last. Had my half my dinner there.

Sorry la very boring post. Graduation would be interesting, I hope. =)